"Doctor", he was talking on the phone. "My son is suffering of Hongkong flu"

"I know", the doctor said. "I went to your house yesterday and gave him the medicine. Separate him with people in the house, that will avoid the bacteria for spreading"
"But, doctor", the envious father added, "he kissed our house helper!"
"Poor woman. She has to be quarantined also"
"But, doctor, I kissed her this morning..."
"Hmmm... it's complicated. So you already have the bacteria inside your body also"

"Not long after that, I kissed my wife"
"Darn it!", the doctor shouted, "So I am infected too!"

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