One day in the market...
"Buy 1 get 1 free, buy 1 get 1 free!!!"
"What do you sell?", a passersby asked.
"Shoes".
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A sexy student who was nearly fail the exam went to a young teacher's office.
She made sure nobody was around, shut the door, and knelt in front of the techer as she said.
Her eyes stared meaningfully. "If you still do not know what I mean ...", she whispered, "I am willing to do anything, whatever you want ...".
The teacher then asked, "Anything?".
"Anything!". The student replied quickly.
The teacher then whispered, "Will you.........................study?".
Success started by Effort, Effort started by Dreams, Dreams started by Sleeping. So If you want to be succesful, don't forget to sleep!
You may think negative of someone who thinks negative also, because negative and negative make it positive.
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