Happytaria

A patient fell in love with the dentist, one day as usual, she gave him a visit...

Dentist : "Honey, maybe it would be the best for us not to meet again. Im afraid if we continue our relationship your husband will eventually found out"

Patient : "It's okay, darling, my husband is such a moron, it's been 6 months and he never feel suspicious that I often visit the dentist"


Dentist : "Yes, Honey, but you have only one tooth left right now"

2 Thieves were trying to escape a building by jumping through the window...



Thief 1 : "Quick! The police is coming closer!"



Thief 2 : "But it is the 13th floor"

One day a teacher asked one of his students...

"What is a small object that can create a big problem?"



"Lipstick"




"Lipstick? How come???"


"Simple, save one in your pocket and see your wife reaction when she found out"

When Donnie was looking for something in the house, his mother asked,


 "Donnie, what are you looking for?"


"Im looking for my pin, mom, I dropped it in my room"


"You dropped it in your room, then why do you look for it in the living room?"


"It's so dark there" 

An old woman for the first time went to stay in a hotel in the city.

After checking in, a Bell boy came and helped her with her luggage and she followed behind him.

They got into a room and when the door closed, the old woman got angry and shouted,
"Hey young man! I may be old, but Im not stupid! I had paid the expensive hotel check in fee, but this room is too small! No TV, no bathroom, and even no bed!"


The Bell Boy answered patiently, "Mam, we are inside the lift"

One day in the Mall...



 Alice : "Oh! I almost forgot! Today is my boyfriend's birthday, what do you think should I buy for him?"




Helen : "What makes it difficult? Just buy him some presents"